On the day Kate Moss and her ilk are condemned by the UN for their irresponsible rock'n'roll behaviour it's revealed that she has a pair of skeletons in her hallway.
As ever, there is a comedically challenged 'friend' to relay the story to the press:
"She wants to paint one set with her face beaming down and the other with Jamie [Hince]'s mug. It'll look hilarious."
Yes, 'hilarious'.
Truly showing respect for the deceased she has so far painstakingly arranged them in the missionary position and will be working her way through the Karma Sutra with her boney friends.
Can you imagine being a poor old corpse? If you're not being degraded by Gunther von Hagens you're being humiliated by Kate Moss. Celebritish are considering starting a campaign to give back dignity to cadavers with the provisional name Save Our Skeletons.
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