Celebritish

Now, 'Judith Chalmers' and 'going commando' are two concepts one would never, ever want to see combined in a single sentence...

Perhaps owing to her fondness for maintaining proximity to extremely rich men, everyone's favourite golddigging harridan Heather 'Mu...

Celebritish spent yesterday evening on the beach, checking out the ladies and toning our abs. No pain, no gain, and all that. What we didn...

News reaches us that George Sampson from Britain's Got Talent 'could go blind any day'. George, the boy who dances slightly out ...

Celebritish had to shed a slight tear (of mirth) upon reading the dreadful news that 40,000 Katie Price and Peter Andre albums have been di...

Celebritish had a rare opportunity yesterday to sample the delights of the Richard And Judy show - and speaking of all things Dick Madeley...

And lo! Celebritish is back in action. We don't want to share the horrific details of what's been going on to stop us writing, but s...

Poor old Daniel Bedingfield. Proving fame is a fickle mistress indeed, Bedders was nearly turned away from the Paper shiteclub because the b...

Here is Jordan launching her new range of underwear in London. What she wants us to think: Jordan is breaking down the walls of oppression t...

Distressing news from the set of the new Harry Potter, where poor little Danny Radcliffe is under armed guard after receiving death threats...

On the day Kate Moss and her ilk are condemned by the UN for their irresponsible rock'n'roll behaviour it's revealed that she ha...

Well, you can say a lot of things about Chantelle Houghton, she of Celebrity Big Brother 'fame', but none of those things would invo...

Here is Daniel Bedingfield rocking the red carpet on Saturday night at the Black Entertainment Television launch party. Quite why he was the...

Yesterday, Suzanne Shaw of Hear'Say and Dancing On Ice fame recieved the honour of being made Celebrity Mum of The Year (sponsored by Le...

It's been reported that pikey clothes-horse Moss is attempting for the thousandth time to give up her precious cancer sticks. This time ...

Well, the Spice Girls have come to the end of their world tour . And, from the look on Victoria's face as the girls shared a 'sponta...

This story has a definite whiff of bullshit about it - we don't really believe that Doherty, for all his faults, would be a prima donna ...

Picture this: you're Mark Ronson. You put trumpets on people's songs, and the crowds love it. You're the height of cool, you...

Today, Celebritish has to make a truly shameful confession. Yes, readers, we agree with something that Piers Morgan said. We know, a shockin...

Celebritish were somewhat perturbed yesterday to read of Blur drummer Dave Rowntree's bid to become a Labour MP . Now, Alex James's ...