Blake puts on a good act

In the absence of any pictures of a drug-crazed Wino to print today (Amy, what are you doing?? Get back to work!) the London Lite reports that her hubby Blake Fielder-Civil is becoming something of a thespian in the slammer.

According to an unnamed prison source, Blake is "quite well educated". This kind of beggars belief, but we suppose these things are relative in the environs of a London jail.

Anyway, we think Blake could make a fab actor — he'd be a natural for Dracula. Especially given his real-life expertise in sucking people dry.

The horror!

The London Lite reports that some trick-or-treating kiddies surprised Amy Winehouse and husband Blake Fielder-Civil in their Camden home last night. After the children got over their shock at the person opening the door wearing such a realistically horrific Halloween outfit, they asked the standard question such an occasion demands.

To our surprise, Amy, in a rare fit of niceness (maybe she was stoned) smiled at them and gave them some sweets. Jesus H, though, they accepted them, and isn't that just cut-and-dried proof that kids these days are idiots? Never mind not accepting sweets off strangers, there should be a whole class at primary school devoted to not accepting sweets off Winehouse. Somewhere in Camden, a group of kids are off sick from school, shaking, itching and drinking tea to soothe an unfamiliar feeling of emptiness and paranoia...