Peter Andre likes Boys

Peter Andre has revealed when he first laid eyes on Boy George he thought the girly-man was gorgeous.

Andre, who was was knee-high to a grasshopper at the time, apparently mistook Boy (fairly obvious clue there, Pete) George for a girl and screamed "She's hot!" at his telly.

“I thought I was going to marry this woman,” said the vertically challenged Jordan-humping former heartthrob.

Celebritish had an experience like this in the late nineties when a young chap called Brian Molko started appearing in Melody Maker. Secretly we knew he was a man but we still pretended to be shocked when the bigger boys noticed us gazing longingly at posters of the vertically challenged Placebo frontman. Suddenly we are starting to warm to Mr Andre.

PS Apologies for the lack of Celebritish 'action' over the last few days. We have finally sorted out our problems with Rick Waller and the restraining order is in place. Take that, Rick!

Does he really want to hurt you? Um, yes, apparently

We've always rather liked Boy George here at Celebritish, even if he did turn down a request to DJ at a birthday party for an obscenely drunk friend of ours. However, while this was, in our eyes, previously his greatest crime (yes, clearly worse than the cocaine incident), he does appear to have rather topped it with a very evil kidnapping .

Yes, George apparently chained up a rent boy (who denies he is a rent boy) in his London sex dungeon (he has one too! I thought I was the only one!) and convinced him he was going to die by coming at him with a box of sex toys and telling him he'd "get what he deserved".

I don't know, you try to write a lighthearted celebrity blog and find all the stories are about dungeons, perversion, corpses and even more nightmarishly revolting things . Where are the funnies today??