I'm A "Celebrity" Get Me Out Of Here

The makers of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here are signing up all the A-listers this year! How will Hollywood cope with the lack of talent available during November?

After discovering yesterday that Christopher Biggins (eh?) and Rodney Marsh (who?!?) had been added to the line up, today they manage to surpass even that and get two World famous brothers to join in the fun.

So who will be guzzling anuses?
Not Alec and Stephen Baldwin.
Not even the Mitchell brothers.
Its Fred and Richard Fairbrass!

You know, the blokes from Right Said Fred who were "too sexy" 16 years ago. Unfortunately time has not been kind but they've made time in their hectic schedule of detergent adverts, gigs in German nightclubs and being beaten up by Nazis to head to a fake jungle in Australia.

Another interesting development is that the freshly divorced Cerys Matthews will apparently be joining them. In a recent interview she seemed to be verging on a nervous breakdown so being trapped in the outback with evil Katie Hopkins from The Apprentice can only make for fantastic television.

Trashy TV Z-list overload alert!

Oh boy, this one is a real beauty. If you had any plans to go out and do fun things tonight, cancel them right now. Because tonight, a momentous television event takes place, one that people will be talking about for years to come.

Yes, Celebrity Scissorhands. It's on BBC3 tonight — don't miss it! The combination of a truly barrel-scraping concept with a mindbendingly dreadful list of participants is just magic isn't it? Michelle Dewberry, Richard Fairbrass, Scott Mills... I could go on, but somehow my fingers can't bring themselves to type the words.

Incidentally, our money's on Rowetta — but anything could happen! Expect regular updates on the scintillating action.