Showing posts with label richard madeley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label richard madeley. Show all posts

Wednesday, 18 June 2008

Knightley-watch: 'inhaling puddings'


Celebritish had a rare opportunity yesterday to sample the delights of the Richard And Judy show - and speaking of all things Dick Madeley, we thoroughly recommend "his" blog. Hee-larious reading, we think you'll agree.

Anyway, there was an interesting debate about gayness featuring Celebrity Comedy Gay Stephen K Amos, which came to the shocking conclusion that gay people are all different and therefore should not be stereotyped. Verily, Celebritish was shocked at this revelation.

Then we were treated to a taster of an interview with Keira Knightley and Matthew Rhys, stars of upcoming Dylan Thomas biopic The Edge Of Love. And guess what darling Keira was banging on about this time? Yes, her weight, her struggle with her natural thinness (Celebritish can sympathise here) and how the papers are mean to her. Apparently her publicist called her to tell her one paper had written 'the worst thing she'd ever read about anyone'. She clearly doesn't share a publicist with Heather Mills, then.

Matthew Rhys then backed up Keira's 'I eat like a horse, honest' claims, declaring that she and Sienna Miller 'inhaled puddings' on the film set. Is this some crazy new LA diet craze about which we've yet to hear?

Friday, 2 November 2007

This Morning with Richard Not Judy


News that iconic telly couple Richard and Judy are quitting their tea time show is no big surprise — but it does raise a truly hideous prospect:

"Judy is set to write books, while Richard, 51, plans to pursue a solo TV career."

Oh God, Madeley, in all seriousness what are you thinking?! Your TV career thus far has been entirely built around your wife's ability to curb your imbecilic behaviour with good grace and a hint of sad embarrassment in her eyes. As your Ali G spoof and myriad other desperately unfunny, unbig, unclever crimes against television have shown, you are not someone who should ever, ever be left to their own devices. Judy, we know you're busy writing your books, but please, you have the power, stop him before it all gets out of hand!