"Strictly Come Dancing is a con"

We've been neglecting Strictly Come Dancing here at Celebritish but fear not, we've just realised how wonderful it is and will be keeping our legions of loyal viewers up to date from now on.

Dominic Littlewood (the aptly named day-time TV property "expert") was voted out on Sunday and has been blathering on about vote rigging and favouritism.

He says he was "quite happy to go..I didn't want to stay on in that circus".

Ignoring the fact that a man of his stature would be much more successful in a circus (perhaps as "The World's Smallest Living Man") he's coming across as extremely bitter. He was the worst dancer on the night and he was as unanimously voted off by members of the public and the judges.

On the judges: “Out of those four there’s only one who talks sense and that’s Len Goodman."

That would be Len Goodman, the only one to be polite about Dominic's impersonations of a miniature dancing bear.

“With the other three, I believe they watch dress rehearsals and they decide their vote there and then... which makes it a bit of a farce.”

Yes Dom, basing your vote on more than one performance is clearly a farce.

Then he loses is completely: "If anyone should have been voted off, it should have been Craig.”

Hear hear! If there was any justice on Strictly Come Dancing a judge would be voted off rather than a shit dancer.

Not very sporting

Ooh, these sporty types, they are competitive aren't they? We at Celebritish heartily disapprove of competitiveness, but then we can because we're the best at everything.

Anyway, sports presenter Gabby Logan visited GMTV this morning and had a proper bitchfight with Kate Garraway about Strictly Come Dancing. To be fair, we understand Gabby being narked at getting booted off the show in favour of the far more shite Garraway. It is, after all, meant to be a dancing contest. But Jesus, this woman could moan for England, and it's just not dignified.

In typical bitchfight tactics, Garraway then egged Logan on by dissin' her man Kenny, who's also on the show, saying "He's equally as rubbish as you are". Garraway, that is grammatically incorrect and a supreme case of a person in a glass house throwing a big rock. Here's to the arrogant uncoordinate getting voted off this Saturday!