We at Celebritish aren't sure we trust the idea of Dean Gaffney behind the wheel of one of those little toy cars you can pay for rides on outside supermarkets — let alone a real car with, y'know, a motor, mobility and consequences.
And today we were proved right, as Guildford magistrates shook their venerable heads at Gaffers' catalogue of errors. Apparently the ex-Ender was weaving around at 98mph in roadworks while blithely chatting shit into his mobile. Nice one, Dean! Breaking almost every rule in the book in true don't-give-a-fuck style! Despite being nothing if not a repeat offender in the world of dangerous driving, Gaffney was let off with a measly fine, and didn't even turn up to hear his punishment, the complacent imbecile. Get him off the roads we say - the campaign starts here!
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