Kick him to the kerb, boys!

Apparently, Robbie Williams now wants to rejoin Take That. Well, his ma says so anyway. And let's face it, why wouldn't he?

And it looks like the boys are going to have it as well, with Jason Orange declaring, "It's inevitable."

Ooh, but this makes us mad. Robbie is like a commitment-phobic boyfriend who dumps you, humiliates you in public, shows off about how great his life is without you and then crawls back with his tail between his legs asking for forgiveness when the chips are down.

It doesn't have to be this way! Girl-friends, you are better than that! Tell him where to stick it.

Lily makes her Mark

Flame-haired cutie Lily Cole has been announced as the new face of Marks and Sparks. We like Lily, and think this is generally a good thing, though as a mere whippersnapper of 19 she might be a bit young to appeal to the key M&S demographic. Ah well, she surely can't do worse than Take That's recent tramps-borrowing clothes-from-a-kindly-businessman shoot.

Take That pickin' up bad gyrations

A wonderful little story reaches us about an airport worker becoming over excited when Take That jetted into Heathrow
The lady in question "gyrated wildly" in their faces and shrieked "I love you" while they became increasingly agitated.
Being devilishly handsome, we at Celebritish are used to this kind of reaction when we walk into a room but we're always polite enough to smile and offer a kind word, perhaps TT should count themselves lucky that they still have fans who get excited, after all, It Only Takes A Minute (geddit?!) to sign an autograph. Also, they should bear in mind that gyrating wildly and shrieking "I love you" are essentially the foundations upon which their early career was built.