Oh, for Pete's sake...

We've already covered the fact that Pete Doherty is minging, but this morning it emerges that he's also mourning.

No, his cat hasn't died of the long-awaited crack overdose, what he's mourning is, um, his heroin habit. See, Pete, most people who manage to kick a debilitating and quite possibly deadly habit such as yours at least have the decency to be proud of themselves for managing it. We just knew the clean, sensible, go-getting Doherty wasn't going to last.

Pete went on to say that he fully expects to be arrested again, commenting: 'The chances of me not getting arrested again once in the next 18 months are quite slim really — the way the Old Bill are.'

Funny, but we at Celebritish have managed to pass every 18 month period of our lives thus far entirely arrest-free (we'll gloss-over the teen shoplifting incidents...) The way we manage this remarkable feat is by not mooching around town with our ill-tailored pockets full to bursting with Class A narcs. Give it a try, Pete old chum.