Mourning has broken

Now we've got over the untimely death of Mr Ledger we're back to mock the z-listers. Hurrah!

We know what you're thinking: what on earth is Brian May doing employing Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen as his stylist?

But take a closer look and you will see the twat dressed as a twat is in fact Michael Portillo dressed as Charles II to promote the Chelsea Festival.

It's hard to believe that this man opposed homosexuals joining the armed forces isn't it?

We actually quite like Michael, if only for his rampant flirting with Diane Abbot on 'This Week', but there is something very wrong with people in politics trying to be funny. Was nothing learned from Blair's cameo on Catherine Tate?

Who says politics can't be fun? Well, everyone, and they'd be right.