Tuesday, 12 February 2008
You too can look like Aisleyne!
Ever head out of a Saturday night and find yourself thinking, 'You know, I just don't look slutty or cheap enough?'
You do? Well then, do we have news for you!
Yes, Aisleyne Horgan Wallace has launched her very own clothing range!
And may we say, if all the dresses are as lovely as the one in the picture on the website, we'll be buying in bulk!
Still, at least the girl is actually wearing clothes, unlike in most of the other pictures of her we've come across (so to speak).
We actually secretly quite like Aisleyne, especially after finding out she's friends with godlike genius Charlie Brooker (whose Valentine's piece in yesterday's Guardian had us laughing and cringing out loud), but never, ever would we want to live in a world where people dress like her.