We weren't sure how MTV would surpass 'Jodie Marsh: Who'll Take Her Up The Aisle' but after a tense 6 month wait, they have come out with arguably the most revolutionary televisual concept ever:
It's a reality TV show.
It's got Kerry Katona in it.
It's called Kerry Katona: Crazy In Love
Let's give ourselves a minute to take this in and listen to the wise words of an MTV producer:
"In this no-holds-barred reality show, Kerry and new hubby Mark Croft offer a zany, off-the-wall insight into their entertaining and extraordinary lives."
Zany! Off-the-wall!!!! Holy mother of Christ, this is like nothing we have ever heard of. Where do they get these ideas from?
It's imaginative thinking like this that makes British television the best in the World. While America churns out crap like Curb Your Enthusiasm and The Sopranos we quietly set about making groundbreaking shows like Kerry Katona: Crazy In Love and Pete's PA. Up yours USA!