Monday, 22 October 2007
Celebritish spent Saturday night trying to find a pub that wasn't showing the Rugby as we are allergic to sport, but we can't help feeling for Jonny Wilkinson. The poor guy just lost the World Cup so he went out to drown his sorrows only to be ambushed by a posh, ginger twat with a penchant for swastikas and his goofy brother.
Harry and his braying chums were said to be "well-oiled" and were amused by a sign on the wall saying "Excessive alcoholic drinks harm your health. Consume in moderation." What japes!
Perhaps "You don't have to be crazy to drink here, but it helps" would be more appropriate for the try-hard Royal?