Monday, 15 October 2007

Skank of the week

Chris Neal, an electrician from Essex, is one lucky guy — he's managed to sleep with both Chantelle Houghton and Nikki Grahame! If he managed to pull Jade Goody as well that would make some sort of grotesque reality hat trick.

Anyway, Nikki, usually such an easy-going, happy-go-lucky soul, is narked at her mate Chan (who's looking more like Jordan by the day) for stealin' 'er man. And (I can't believe I'm saying this), she has a point. She had him first, and girls shouldn't mess with their friends' exes. And, Chantelle, a word of advice: when you find yourself messing with Nikki Grahame's exes, it's probably time to take a long, hard look at your life.


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