Wednesday, 31 October 2007

Jordan's grave mistake

Oh God, another day, another quote from the unfathomably popular Jordan to convince Celebritish further that the world is going to hell in the proverbial handcart.

This time, the tangerine twit has told the Sun that, when she slips off this mortal coil, she'd like the legend on her tombstone to read "she had perfect tits".

Where do we start? OK, they are the twin peaks on which she's built her bafflingly successful career, so we can see why she'd like them acknowledged, but there's something distinctly vile about mentioning specific body parts on a tomb stone isn't there? And they're not even real, so in what sense are they perfect tits anyway? Perfect implants, perhaps, though that too is debatable. Makes you think though, what will happen to those big silicon babies when Jordan is dead and buried? Will they refuse to rot and remain as the only remnant of her after the rest has rotted away? How very apt — she'd love that!

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