Tuesday, 23 October 2007
Ziggelle to get hitched
News of yet another celebrity wedding to look forward to (read: take the piss out of) as Chanelle and Ziggy are engaged. While some people think their relationship is based on exclusives with OK! magazine, we think this will be a beautiful and subtle ceremony which is all about the love between two vacuous nobodies. Chanelle is already getting herself moist in anticipation, with talk of Beckham-style thrones and Scottish castles.
While we like the idea of ripping off celebrity weddings we'd much prefer Chaniggy to replicate the Anthea Turner and Grant Bovey Cadburys-Snowflake-Specatacular. That was pure class.