Monday, 14 January 2008
Go Chris Fountain
Yes, after slagging it off in no uncertain terms quite recently, one of Celebritish was a tad "under the weather" (read: hungover) last night and ended up actually watching Dancing On Ice. And very good it was too!
Fantasy borderline paedo-shag Chris Fountain certainly didn't disappoint on any account: firstly, he's no longer making the nation's women feel like perverts as he's now officially a grown-up, and secondly he can skate like a dream. We initially had doubts about a skating routine to the Arctic Monkeys I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor - but it turned out that Chris definitely looked good on the ice rink! (really, you have no idea the sweat and tears that goes into writing this stuff).
We did get the sneaky feeling that he might be a bit of a tosser, but in terms of talent and charisma he deserves to walk it.
At the other end of the scale, Aggie McKenzie was a devastating embarrassment - we were caught between looking away from the humiliating sight and turning back to point and laugh. Surprisingly good legs for a more mature laydee though, so we suppose that's some consolation for her.