Wednesday, 9 January 2008
After the last two rather depressing stories, we bring you wonderful news! News so wonderful we had to kick ourselves in the head to see if we were dreaming!
Robbie Williams says he may give up touring. And not just that, he says he might not even release an album this year. Whoop-di-do!
“There might not be a proper album out this year and there definitely won’t be a tour any time soon. F*** that, the last one nearly killed me."
He thought performing was bad? Imagine how it was for the poor bastards who travelled miles to manky arenas to get charged a tenner for a pint of piss and watch a bloated, smug twat go through the motions.
“I do have to say, the more time I’m spending away from public life, the more I like it."
We're not sure how he is away from public life (does he live on a desert island?), but what a coincidence - the longer he's away, the more we like it too.