Tuesday, 8 January 2008

It's a cruel world

Celebritish have just returned from walking the streets aimlessly in the freezing cold rain. We don't quite know what to do with ourselves.

Usually we take celebrity news with a pinch of salt but this morning we were viciously kicked in the bollocks by the tragic news that Kerry Katona has been dropped by Iceland.

We're trying to hold it together but the urge to send malicious missives to the Iceland HQ is getting the better of us. How could they do this to someone so kind, so virtuous.

Much as we love their prawn rings, we're calling on all readers to boycott Iceland until they agree to take Kerry back.

And if you're reading this "OK!" magazine, may I suggest you think twice before removing Kerry's insightful essays from the pages of your magazine.

Someone as thoughtful as Kerry needs an outlet for her musings as this nugget from last week proves:

"Things really do seem to be going from bad to worse for Amy Winehouse. She needs to check into rehab. I know she said 'no, no, no' but it needs to be 'yes, yes, yes'!"

Kerry - if the work dries up, rest assured there will always be a job waiting for you at Celebritish Towers.

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