Tuesday, 20 November 2007
Cerys and Marc get wild in the jungle
Oooh, saucy! It seems Cerys Matthews and Marc Bannerman are getting on really, really well, which is great news for the I'm A Celeb ratings folks, but not such great news for Marc's girlfriend Sarah Matravers. Marc, you rat!
However, his ladyfriend does go a bit far with her threats to "cut off his kangaroo balls". Sarah, sweetie, the best revenge is living well. And also, "kangaroo balls"? Does the ex-Ender have "weird balls", a la Mark on Peep Show? The nation needs to know! (and we're sure Cerys won't take long finding out).