Thursday, 8 November 2007

Will she never learn

After her appearance on the GMTV sofa last week kicked off an unholy media shitstorm for poor old Heather Mills, she made the sensible, logical decision to, erm, return to the GMTV sofa this morning.

With the zeal of someone whose grip on reality is fading ever further into the distance, she proclaimed that her bout of televised hysteria had been a (literally) howling success, and that she intends to continue her campaign for "fair journalism".

Hmm, the media would be a dull old place if all journalism had to be fair, wouldn't it? And anyway what about fair divorce settlements, you money-grabbing scrubber?


Celebritish would like to apologise to Heather for expressing an opinion that could be classed as unfair.

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