Thursday, 22 November 2007

Potts succeeds where Williams failed

Have you been wondering why you haven't seen much of
Britain's Got Talent winner Paul Potts in the papers
lately? Maybe it's been getting you down... you've
been losing sleep... pining away even? We know, life
can be a bitch sometimes.

But wait! You needn't pine any more! It turns out that
the tuneful tubster has made it, um, big with
our friends across the pond
. Yes, so big, in fact,
that he launched the Bloomingdale's holiday windows...
with Lance Bass! They did a duet and everything. Such
a beautiful thought, Celebritish truly wish they'd
been there instead of down the pub.

Paul also took the opportunity to show off his new,
cosmetically-enhanced gnashers. Vanity, thy name is

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